Tesla News: Get Your Credit Card Ready, Tesla Short Shorts Available for $69.420

As far off as Elon Musk’s time estimates can be, it’s still not surprising when his company takes immediate action to give their fans what they want. Sometimes it’s firmware updates that allow you to fast forward through Sentry Mode events, other products are far stranger.

Tesla Short Shorts. That’s what we have been graced with.

Celebrate summer with Tesla Short Shorts. Run like the wind or entertain like Liberace with our red satin and gold trim design. Relax poolside or lounge indoors year-round with our limited-edition Tesla Short Shorts, featuring our signature Tesla logo in front with “S3XY” across the back. Enjoy exceptional comfort from the closing bell.

Last week, Elon Musk taunted the SEC with “who wears short shorts.” Then fans pressured the CEO to release a run of the “red satin” bottoms that he was teasing them with.

One twitter account even pitched a design. It read “S*** Elon’s C***,” in reference to another of the billionaire’s silly Tweets. Well, not even a couple of days later, and we have similar shorts available for sale, at Tesla’s website.


The red shorts are only shown on a female-presenting model. They say “S3XY” on the back, in reference to the company’s lineup of cars.

If you’d like a pair, they’re sure to sell out, but then go for much higher amounts on the second-hand market. Like the flamethrower, and the Boring Company hat, these shorts will no doubt become cultural references in the near future.

How much more could be said about these little bottoms? What a crazy time to be alive.

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